When you've got a tea that absolutely must be made with attention to detail in mind, this is the perfect tea strainer for you. Sloths are not just cute animals, they're also careful practitioners of literally everything they do. Their deliberate nature means you're getting a tea companion that... well, let's face it, it's definitely not a squirrel. They are so easily distracted. Anyway, that's beside the point. The point we're trying to make is, do not let the squirrel people win! We must show the world that when sloth lovers unite, anything is possible... eventually.